ahtist:

“this butt… is the best butt.”

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casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.
This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.
…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

this gave me chills

casualcynic:

So my mom and I have been working the same waitress job for 5-6 years now. She had been waitressing years before, but this is recently. Anyway, about… 15 minutes ago this guy she waited on left and told her to take care. Just that. Prior to this she had talked to him about Italy. Her people are from Florence, this and that, and she said she’s never been. She’s got 8 years of art education and she’s working a waitress job. It’s pretty… Sad and disappointing, I guess. Her and my father divorced 6 years ago and she hasn’t had a real job ever. Just been stuck in a small town she’s not from.

This man who we have never seen before tipped her 1000 dollars for a trip to Italy. Walked out, not another word.

…you know. Just when I start to lose faith in humanity….Hm.

this gave me chills

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pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED


That’s a big tit.

pepsie:

I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BIRD AND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED

That’s a big tit.

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boop boop  ( ´∀`

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#goodtimes with my boyfriends @ccrowe91 & @antovius… Oh and Boxes. 💙💖🐺📦🍺🍻🎥💻📺 #shocktop #movienight #drinkinggames #weinerdogsaltshaker #randomkoolaid #shocktopfridays #princessbride #montypython #starwars #loveneverdies #babyalcohols #fridgetimes #allthehashtags

LIFE HACK

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

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grodus:

true friendship is being comfortable enough to openly discuss pornography with each other

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